My Shituation Is Bigger Than Yours
Black / XS
$20.95
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$20.95
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Not a competition. Except it absolutely is — and this time it's in heavyweight cotton.
You've heard the stories. You've lived the stories. And honestly? Nobody's shituationship has ever been this layered, this dramatic, or this deeply unresolved. My Shituation Is Bigger than Yours is the tee for the person who always wins the "you think that's bad?" round at brunch — and wears it with pride. This version hits heavier, just like the story does.
100% cotton (Sport Grey is 90/10, Ash Grey is 99/1, heather colors are 50/50) — structured and built to last
Heavier 5.0–5.3 oz fabric that holds up better than the situationship ever did
Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders for sharp, clean lines
Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem for durability
Tear-away label for all-day comfort
Wear it. Tell the story. Watch everyone else quietly agree that yes — yours is bigger. And heavier.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
My Shituation Is Bigger Than Yours
$20.95
Sale price
$20.95
Regular price
You've heard the stories. You've lived the stories. And honestly? Nobody's shituationship has ever been this layered, this dramatic, or this deeply unresolved. My Shituation Is Bigger than Yours is the tee for the person who always wins the "you think that's bad?" round at brunch — and wears it with pride. This version hits heavier, just like the story does.
100% cotton (Sport Grey is 90/10, Ash Grey is 99/1, heather colors are 50/50) — structured and built to last
Heavier 5.0–5.3 oz fabric that holds up better than the situationship ever did
Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders for sharp, clean lines
Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem for durability
Tear-away label for all-day comfort
Wear it. Tell the story. Watch everyone else quietly agree that yes — yours is bigger. And heavier.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!