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I Ain't Got No Shituation

Black / XS
$21.95
Sale price  $21.95 Regular price 
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I Ain't Got No Shituation

$21.95
Sale price  $21.95 Regular price 
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Unbothered. Unattached. Unstoppable — now in heavyweight cotton.

No situationship? No problem. I Ain't Got No Shituation is the tee for people who are thriving in their single era — no talking stage, no "we're just vibing," no 2am texts. Just you, your peace, and a seriously substantial shirt that feels as solid as your boundaries.

100% cotton (Sport Grey is 90/10, Ash Grey is 99/1, heather colors are 50/50) — structured and built to last
Heavier 5.0–5.3 oz fabric that's as unbothered as you are
Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders for clean, sharp lines
Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem for durability
Tear-away label for all-day comfort

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Your Shituationship-free life has never felt this good — or this heavy.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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