I Ain't Got No Shituation

No situationship. No entanglement. No drama. Just you, your freedom, and a really good long sleeve. Wear it like the unbothered legend you are. Classic fit, soft cotton — zero complications.

• 100% cotton (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8″ (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!